Avengers: Endgame, My Thoughts, Very Light Spoilers

So I got to see the epic finale to eleven years and twenty two films in the making and just wanted to offer my thoughts on Avengers: Endgame.

Now, I will be treading into SPOILER territory here. However – I’m going to tread lightly and avoid specifics. I’m not even using any pictures in this article just incase something accidentally slips in. I will highlight plot points including the ending but won’t go into exact detail on those points. So from this moment on, if you don’t mind knowing some of the basics then read on. But if you want to go into the film 100% blind then skip this article. Again, very light SPOILERS ahead…

I guess the first thing to bring up is my previous concern about time travel. Yes time travel does play a major role in the film… but it’s actually handled far better than I thought it would be. It was pretty clear that they’d have to go back in time to fix the fact Thanos killed 50% of the population of the universe, including a big chunk of the heroes. I really didn’t want them to get lazy and just hit the reset button… and they don’t.

The rules of the time travel are very clever in that you can’t just go into the past to change the present, nothing can change the present. If it’s happened then its happened. So going back and stopping Thanos would be pointless as he’s always going to collect the stones and gauntlet and always click his fingers. Again, I’m going to avoid specifics but let me just say that my biggest fear of them just going back in time and hitting the reset button does not happen even though they do go back in time.

I guess next I need to cover the return of all those who died in Avengers: Infinity War via Thanos’ click finger thing. We all knew even back then they would be coming back, of course they would… and they do. You don’t kill off Spider-Man after only a few appearances and expect the audience to believe it will be permanent – especially when you already have another Spider-Man film in the works. I’m not going to cover exactly how it happens, but just point out how well I feel they handled the return. See, my biggest worry aside from hitting the rest button (which they don’t do) was that I was concerned with how the characters would react after coming back from the dead as I didn’t want them just coming back not knowing of feeling the effects of what Thanos did.

This again is handled well. The best example given is when Peter Parker comes back and sees Tony Stark. Peter even says how he remembers everything, how he was turned to dust. He remembers dying. Which is very important for the character moving forward he and the rest have to know they failed to feel the effects in order to grow as characters.

Speaking if death, yes there are two major deaths in the movie. You have to remember there’s no coming back from these deaths either. I’m not going to say who dies or how but will just say how they worked in the film. The first was unexpected I admit… but also a bit dry. I just didn’t feel any great loss when it happened. I was just like; “Okay, so they’re dead then.” The second one is the polar opposite. I pretty much saw this death coming even going back to Infinity War. All through this film, I felt it was obvious this character would be killed off. Yet even with me knowing it would happen, I didn’t know how and when it did – it really worked. It’s an effective death and one that has been earned.

Okay so there was technically a third “death” in a sense. This one happens in the final few minutes of the film. I’m not sure how best to cover this without spoiling it. A major character dies, but the person behind that character does not… if that makes sense. It’s a very bitter-sweet end to both the character and the film. Fitting and satisfying. For me, my favourite part of the film was the final five minutes or so.

Let’s just get away from the more heavier moments for a whole and cover the humour. The film is as funny as it is emotionally draining. This is something Marvel films have always excelled at and Endgame is no exception. There are some really tense and suspenseful. Scenes of utter devastation and despair. And yet the film is still chock-full of funny quips and scenes. Hulk being a great source of the humour. From him messing around and experimenting with the time travel to him having to walk down some stairs… trust me it’s funner than it sounds.

Then there’s Thor. Oh my, what they do to Thor in this is hilarious. That’s something most definitely best not to spoil even in the slightest. It’s a funny, funny film and it’s not overused humour or in anyway misplaced. The humour is peppered though the film and just works.

If I have any criticisms then they’re only a couple. I don’t see the point in Captain Marvel as a character here. She really does seem like an afterthought and just shoehorned in because… why not? She doesn’t feel all that important to the film or the team. When you have characters like Iron Man, Captain America, Thor and the others who have been around for years and have worked off each other for the last decade or so. You feel their kinship the camaraderie between them. With Captain Marvel, she’s just too new to fit for me. Her debut movie only came out a month or so before this and yet she’s supposed to just slide into this epic finale as if she’s always been a part of it? She just turns up when it’s convenient for the plot. She just did not work for me and perhaps should’ve been saved for Marvel’s next phase and to kick-start a new ongoing epic. I’m pretty sure this film could’ve worked just as well without her.

Am I the only person utterly bored of these huge, epic battles? I realised how disinterested I am in these dozens upon dozens of CGI character orgies when I watched Ready Player One. Aside from playing spot the 80s icon… which was fun, I was just so tired of seeing the mass-mess of characters smashing people in the face. It’s tired now, dozens upon dozens of people stand at opposite ends of the battlefield, they stare at each other before letting out a war cry and run toward each other – screaming all the way, until they smash togther in a CGI rumble.

Of course I knew going in that the film would have to climax in a CGI-fest mass brawl. It’s not as if I thought The Avengers would just shake Thanos’ hand and call a truce. But it does not matter how many times filmmakers do these Lord of The Rings CGI battles, I just do not care for them. There are a few smaller and more personal fights that I found far more entertaining and interesting to watch – one featuring Captain America springs to mind. I’d be quite happy to never sit though another epic CGI battle ever again.

I’m also willing to bet that on repeat viewings that they’ll be problems with the time travel. There always are with time travel movies. In fact I can already think of a couple of issues.

Overall, Avengers: Endgame is a satisfying finale to an epic story line that has taken over a decade to be told. It’s a finale that isn’t that final and more so the start of a new beginning. I’m looking forward to what Marvel have planned from this point onward and how the aftermath from Endgame will surely feed into the up coming Spider-Man: Far From Home which should bridge the gap bewteen the end of this Thanos storyline as a new one begins.

Will Avengers: Endgame Do A Bobby Ewing?

SPOILERS ahead for Avengers: Infinity War.

It’s been a long time coming. What Marvel Studios have crafted with their shared universe is nothing short of genius. Whether you like the films or not, you can’t help but admire the sheer amount of planning, writing and overall work put into it. From separate flicks to interconnected ones and sequels. Films from so many different writers and directors all coming together to form one huge multi-layered universe. In short, it’s really bloody impressive. And everything has been leading up to to this one movie – Avengers: Endgame will see the resolve to the whole Infinity Stones/Thanos story arch that begun a decade ago and after last year’s Avengers: Infinity War which left many people with their jaws on the floor –  shit needs sorting out.

Infinity War Thanos

A lot of characters died in the last film… a lot. Some of them a shock, some of them no so much when you already know Marvel have planned films in advance… I’m looking at you Spider-Man. Still, the ending to Avengers: Infinity War has left a lot of fans theorising over exactly how the whole Thanos killing half the population of the entire universe is going to be resolved and how the many dead characters will return. And it’s one the most popular theories that is leaving me worried about Avengers: Endgame.

See this theory (click here for a full explanation) revolves around how and why Peter Parker is wearing the normal Spider-Man suit in the Spider-Man: Far From Home trailer when the film is set after the events of Avengers: Infinity War and Endgame. Because Tony Stark gave Peter the Iron Spider suit which is far more advanced… so why isn’t Peter wearing the better suit?

Well the theory goes that what is left of the Avengers will somehow reverse time (possibly something to do with the Quantum Realm/Ant-Man and Captain Marvel) to an earlier point and stop Thanos or at least stop him from collecting the Gauntlet/Infinity Stones to begin with. No Thanos means no Infinity Gauntlet, no Infinity Stones, no clicky finger thing = no 50% of the universe are wiped out. Which also means Stark never needs to give Parker the Iron Spider suit… ergo, that’s why he does not have it in the new Spider-Man film. That’s the theory anyway.

Infinity War Iron Spider

You want to hear my theory? Well Peter Parker goes on an international school trip in Spider-Man: Far From Home, an international trip that involves going on an aeroplane. Which also means going though airports and airport security. Now, which do you think would be the easier of the suits to get through airport security? The normal Spider-Man suit or the Iron Spider one? Another theory could be he does have the Iron Spider suit, but you just don’t see it in the trailer but it will be in the film. 

Of course there is one thing my theory does not explain… how the fuck is Peter Parker alive anyway when he most definitely was turned to dust by Thanos’ clicky finger thing? See this is where the turning back time thing holds some water. Again, Spider-Man: Far From Home takes place AFTER the events of Avengers: Infinity War and Endgame and Spider-Man be dead at the end of Infinity War, but now he’s alive after these events?

Infinity War I dont feel so good

So let’s just say that yes they do turn back time and yes they do stop Thanos from collecting the Infinity Gauntlet/Stones (theory). So now everyone that died in Avengers: Infinity War can come back from the dead for (some of) Avengers: Endgame and subsequent films. I have a major issue with this because its lazy just writing. You can’t just hit the reset button after ten years of building to this entire event. All these flicks, all these characters, all these interweaving stories and plots… and they are just going to Booby Ewing it? Everything has been simmering away for a decade to reach this boiling point while Marvel have been carefully pre-planning each and every movie years in advance… only to say: “You know that whole Thanos murdering half of the population of the universe thing? Well it didn’t happen, in fact a lot of the events you have been emotionally invested in the last ten years didn’t happen… okay so technically they did but now we’re going to delete it so they didn’t.”

No, just no. You can’t do that to people who have invested hours up on hours into your movies – not to mention the cash fans have spent supporting this story line. It would be such a slap in the face if (IF) the time travel/stopping Thanos thing was the plot for Avengers: Endgame. Not just for the fans either as it’ll be cheating the characters in the film if they don’t have to deal with the repercussions of everything that happened in Avengers: Infinity War. Again, this is just a fan theory, maybe there will be no time travel at all? I hope not.

Still, I guess we’ll find out in a little over a month’s time when the film is released…

Bobby Ewing

 

 

 

 

 

Killing Off A Superhero, Why Bother?

Before I even get into this one – there will be major SPOILERS for Avengers: Infinity War (and others) so If you’ve not seen it yet then stop reading now. Go watch the flick and then come back and read my rant…you have been warned.

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Killing off a much loved character is always a gamble and when it comes to superheros, that gamble is tenfold. Avengers: Infinity War kills off a lot of characters…a lot. But before I get to that, I want to take a look at a certain other superhero death to put the point across as to why that superhero deaths are a lack of surprise.

Batman v Superman logo

Yes, I’m going to got into the deep, dark and depressing depths of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Such a fucking awful flick in which they kill off Superman at the end…except they really don’t. This whole thing was just such a cop out and pretty much anyone who saw it came out angry even if they enjoyed the film. The main reason for this is first, there is no way they would kill off Superman after only his second appearance and you feel as if the movie studio think you are stupid. Seriously, just forgetting the little but obvious hint at the end of the film that he wasn’t really dead – did anyone seriously believe they would kill off Superman after only two films? The shock does not work when its painfully obvious there is no shock there. Secondly and most importantly, they had not earned the right to kill off Superman. In order for a character’s death to mean something and resonate with the viewer you have to allow the audience to get to know the character first and with Superman that didn’t work because it was only the second film in the franchise.

You want to know how you kill off a popular superhero in a movie and have it mean something, have the people behind the death earn the right to kill a character off?

Logan Poster

Why it worked with Wolverine and not Superman is simply because the audience got to know and love the character over several years and movies. Seventeen years and nine movies of Hugh Jackman playing the same character gave us the viewer a chance to enjoy him and it really did hit hard when he was killed off in Logan. They earned the right to kill him off unlike Superman. I came out of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice laughing at how bad it was, not just the overall film but just the hackneyed and unsurprising way they killed Superman off that left a terrible taste in my mouth. I came out of Logan with a huge lump in my throat, feeling emotionally drained and yet strangely satisfied. It felt right.

This whole thing brings me to Avengers: Infinity War. As I said, lots of characters die in this one and most of them suffer from what I’m now calling “The Superman Syndrome”. Before the film’s release, a lot of people thought that either Captain America or Iron Man would be the ones to bite the bullet and yet they were some of the few to survive. I admit, its an interesting twist on the part of the film to not do what the fans were expecting. But by doing this, the film also suffers from The Superman Syndrome. If they won’t kill off the two main long running characters, it pretty much only leaves them with the newer ones, the ones we haven’t yet had chance to form the same bond with.

Infinity War Spider-Man

Pretty much the big death in the movie that people are talking about is Spider-Man…yes Spider-Man dies. Except just as with Superman from Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice…we all know he wont be dead for long. We know this for two very good reasons. First, he died via Thanos’ clicky finger dissolving super-death move and every character who died that way will be back in the second part of the film (yes Avengers: Infinity War is a two parter). We already saw Thanos turn back time thanks to the Infinity Stones/Gauntlet during the whole Vision scene, plus Captain Marvel will be in the second part and she can and most probably will time travel (with the help of Ant-Man), then there is the whole Soul Stone thing – these little factors all add up to the fallen being brought back, we may not know exactly how yet…but we all know they are coming back.

EDIT: The Russo brothers have recently confirmed that Gamora is still alive trapped in the Soul stone. So her ‘permanent death’ is a moot point too.

Secondly there are more Spider-Man films planned. In fact a lot of the characters who die in that dissolving thingy-bob have future films planned in the MCU. Kind of ruins the whole shock factor when we know what they have planned eh? Just as with Superman’s ‘death’ in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – a movie that sets up the Justice League flick which everyone knew Superman would be part of, you can’t kill off Spider-Man and except people to believe it really is the end for the character. They also killed off Black Panther shortly after his solo flick that was a huge success and critically acclaimed, of course he’s not really dead. You’re fooling no one Marvel and the shock/surprise just does not work.

I’m not taking anything away from the Spider-Man death scene itself as the acting was great. Both Tom Holland and Robert Downey Jr were fantastic in it. Just before I move on, Loki dies, Heimdall dies, Vision dies, Spider-Man dies…all played by British actors. Does Marvel have something against British actors? Back to the point, yeah the acting was brilliant but we know Spider-Man will be back and that takes a huge chunk away from the emotion of the scene. Compare this to the killing off of Wolverine in Logan – We knew it was the last film, we knew that Hugh Jackman wanted to retire the character and even though we all knew he would die at the end…it still hit us hard, we were still gobsmacked as James Howlett breathed his last and anyone who had watched the character grow though the films for almost twenty years felt something as he died. You just can not get that by killing off a massively popular character after only a handful of appearances.

They even kill off Nick Fury in the after credit scene, one of the originals and a death that really could’ve meant something…except he dies via Thanos’ clicky finger dissolving super-death move so we know he’ll be back. Just as DC didn’t earn to right to kill off Superman, Marvel also didn’t earn the right to kill off pretty much anyone who dies in Avengers: Infinity War.

Thanos

Of course there is another side to this coin, an argument that can be put forth that destroys every point I have just made. Yeah we the viewer may know Spider-Man and the rest will be back, we know that ultimately the Avengers and Co. will win and Thanos will fail in the second part of the picture…but the characters in the film don’t. Maybe this is where we are meant to draw our emotional connection from, not our own viewpoints and expectations as with Wolverine’s death in Logan but instead those of the characters in the flick. Spider-Man’s death didn’t work for me looking at it knowing that he will be back, knowing that the good guys will eventually win. But as I said, the acting was sublime and really lifted the scene as a whole. It was Peter Parker just being the teenage school boy he really is crying that he didn’t want to go, it was Tony Stark’s look of disbelief and abject failure as his protégé died in his arms that sold it.

Yeah, in the grand scheme, Spider-Man’s death is really nothing. But at the time, those few seconds, that acting and everything else? That was a Logan moment and one that will stay with me forever.

When Is It Okay To Spoil A Movie?

So the review embargo for Avengers: Infinity War ends very soon, in fact – by the time I write and publish this, the first reviews will most probably be all over the interwebs some complete with spoilers. Anyway, I’m a member of several movie groups over on that there data stealing Facebook and everyone has agreed to not spoil the film until next week. To me a week sounds a little soon. But when is it acceptable to spoil a film?

The reason I’m asking this question is because LEGO launched a toy line tie-in for Avengers: Infinity War a while back and it has been said that the images released of the LEGO toys reveal a pretty huge spoiler from the movie. Now I’ve not actually really looked into this myself because…I’m really not that hyped for the movie to be honest. But the whole thing has me questioning when is it okay to spoil a movie? Regular readers will often notice that I always post spoiler warnings even if the film/game I’m covering is years or decades old. I do this because I personally don’t think its ever okay to spoil a movie no matter how old it is. My line of thinking is that there isn’t a person on the planet that has seen every film ever made, so their enjoyment for the movie can be spoilt for something that is forty years old just as much as for a film that is a week old.

There is a train of thought by some people who say that “if you haven’t seen the film by now then you deserve to have it spoilt.” As if waiting to watch a film is a bad thing and you should be punished for doing so. I mean, I had The Usual Suspects spoilt for me by someone who thought I should know the ending just because I had not yet seen the film three years after its release. Some say its pretty much impossible to avoid spoilers in this day and age what with the interwebs and blogs such as this one…and I strongly disagree. I find it easy to avoid spoilers, you just don’t read the articles or reviews. But there are times when other things spoil the movie even if you are not fully aware of it at the time. Much like the previous LEGO spoilers for Avengers: Infinity War thing I alluded to, I’m now going to take a look at other ways movies have been spoiled ‘unintentionally’ from other sources.

So here we go and be warned SPOILERS ahead…

Justice League

So the film was terrible, but several months before the release of the film and Warner Bros were doing their best to keep many of the films secrets…well a secret. Of course anyone with an IQ over 2 knew Superman would be in the film but at the time the main villain was kept under wraps. That was until LEGO (again) released the following play-set.

Justice League LEGO

Yup there’s Superman as everyone expected but so its the main villain of Steppenwolf (who at the time had not been revealed) plus the set also shows the Batmobile Airlift that would be Batman’s choice of vehicle to fight against Steppenwolf too. So a trio of spoilers in one handy play-set thanks to LEGO.

Oz the Great and Powerful

So part of the mystery of this flick was that of the three witches, Glinda (Michelle Williams), Theodora (Mila Kunis), and Evanora (Rachel Weisz) one of them could and would turn evil in the events of the film (obviously hoping that no one saw the original film). So much so that Disney even launched a “Which Witch Is Which?” marketing campaign to hype the movie. They even hinted that “Good Witch” Glenda could turn evil. It was a fun bit of marketing that Disney used to keep people guessing who the evil witch would be…

OZ Mug

So why did Disney okay the sale of this mug that clearly shows Theodora as the Wicked Witch months before the release of the film? Doesn’t that kind of destroy their whole marketing campaign of trying to keep people guessing Which Witch Is Which?

The Sixth Sense

This was the big hit of 1999. A massively overrated thriller written and directed by the master of obvious twists M. Night Shamalamadingdong. The hype for this film was crazy with an extremely strong marketing campaign that revolved around a kid that “sees dead people”. Honestly that line was everywhere, in the trailers, TV spots and it was even one of the taglines for the film itself. Yeah we get it, the kid sees dead people.

Sixth Sense

Cut to the start of the film and its main character is shot in the opening few minutes. Do you really need anyone to walk you through this one? I remember watching this for the first time and while everyone was talking abut the “amazing twist”, I would just sit there scratching my head…what twist? The film is about a kid who sees dead people and the main character is shot in the opening. So what was the twist? The marketing campaign ruined what was supposed to be the big twist of this one.

Carrie

Quite a few trailers ruin films these days by giving away the ending. Hell, this ain’t nothing new, it was going on over forty years ago too. This Brian De Palma directed classic based on the Stephen King novel was and still is awesome. Just a shame the original trailer ruined the whole damn film.

Carrie

Every single major scene from the film is shown in the trailer. Form the early use of Carrie’s powers to the pig blood soaked high school prom revenge finale. They even show the demise of the main villains when Carrie flips their car and causes it to explode. Everything is spoiled in the trailer except for that final jump scare. Seriously, watch the original trailer as it really is the entire film in just over two minutes.

Shutter Island

You know its not only trailers that spoil films, the posters can too. This one is an utterly brilliant thriller with a mesmerizing twist that will leave you breathless. Well that is if you didn’t pay close attention to the poster for the film first…

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I admit that its not all that obvious at first glance but that tagline right there, that “Some places never let you go” gives away the twist ending. I’ll say no more…

Planet of the Apes

Even DVD covers can spoil movies especially for a half century old film. The original Planet of the Apes is an all time classic with one of the most jaw dropping and iconic endings ever caught on film. The original release kept this one under wraps really well too, a courtesy not extended to its home release.

Planet of the Apes

“You Maniacs! You spoiled it! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”. Yeah lets just give away one of the greatest endings ever right there on the cover. No need to watch the film when you can just look at the cover.


See in my humble opinion, there is no time limit on spoilers and its never okay to just blurt out something that could ruin someone else’s enjoyment. Whether it be a toy line, trailer, poster or some idiot telling you the ending to The Usual Suspects just because you haven’t seen the film yet (yes I’m still bitter). Let people discover the films and their surprises themselves no matter if the film is a new release or decades old.

For me a spoiler is a spoiler – simple as that.