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Avengers: Endgame, My Thoughts, Very Light Spoilers

So I got to see the epic finale to eleven years and twenty two films in the making and just wanted to offer my thoughts on Avengers: Endgame.

Now, I will be treading into SPOILER territory here. However – I’m going to tread lightly and avoid specifics. I’m not even using any pictures in this article just incase something accidentally slips in. I will highlight plot points including the ending but won’t go into exact detail on those points. So from this moment on, if you don’t mind knowing some of the basics then read on. But if you want to go into the film 100% blind then skip this article. Again, very light SPOILERS ahead…

I guess the first thing to bring up is my previous concern about time travel. Yes time travel does play a major role in the film… but it’s actually handled far better than I thought it would be. It was pretty clear that they’d have to go back in time to fix the fact Thanos killed 50% of the population of the universe, including a big chunk of the heroes. I really didn’t want them to get lazy and just hit the reset button… and they don’t.

The rules of the time travel are very clever in that you can’t just go into the past to change the present, nothing can change the present. If it’s happened then its happened. So going back and stopping Thanos would be pointless as he’s always going to collect the stones and gauntlet and always click his fingers. Again, I’m going to avoid specifics but let me just say that my biggest fear of them just going back in time and hitting the reset button does not happen even though they do go back in time.

I guess next I need to cover the return of all those who died in Avengers: Infinity War via Thanos’ click finger thing. We all knew even back then they would be coming back, of course they would… and they do. You don’t kill off Spider-Man after only a few appearances and expect the audience to believe it will be permanent – especially when you already have another Spider-Man film in the works. I’m not going to cover exactly how it happens, but just point out how well I feel they handled the return. See, my biggest worry aside from hitting the rest button (which they don’t do) was that I was concerned with how the characters would react after coming back from the dead as I didn’t want them just coming back not knowing of feeling the effects of what Thanos did.

This again is handled well. The best example given is when Peter Parker comes back and sees Tony Stark. Peter even says how he remembers everything, how he was turned to dust. He remembers dying. Which is very important for the character moving forward he and the rest have to know they failed to feel the effects in order to grow as characters.

Speaking if death, yes there are two major deaths in the movie. You have to remember there’s no coming back from these deaths either. I’m not going to say who dies or how but will just say how they worked in the film. The first was unexpected I admit… but also a bit dry. I just didn’t feel any great loss when it happened. I was just like; “Okay, so they’re dead then.” The second one is the polar opposite. I pretty much saw this death coming even going back to Infinity War. All through this film, I felt it was obvious this character would be killed off. Yet even with me knowing it would happen, I didn’t know how and when it did – it really worked. It’s an effective death and one that has been earned.

Okay so there was technically a third “death” in a sense. This one happens in the final few minutes of the film. I’m not sure how best to cover this without spoiling it. A major character dies, but the person behind that character does not… if that makes sense. It’s a very bitter-sweet end to both the character and the film. Fitting and satisfying. For me, my favourite part of the film was the final five minutes or so.

Let’s just get away from the more heavier moments for a whole and cover the humour. The film is as funny as it is emotionally draining. This is something Marvel films have always excelled at and Endgame is no exception. There are some really tense and suspenseful. Scenes of utter devastation and despair. And yet the film is still chock-full of funny quips and scenes. Hulk being a great source of the humour. From him messing around and experimenting with the time travel to him having to walk down some stairs… trust me it’s funner than it sounds.

Then there’s Thor. Oh my, what they do to Thor in this is hilarious. That’s something most definitely best not to spoil even in the slightest. It’s a funny, funny film and it’s not overused humour or in anyway misplaced. The humour is peppered though the film and just works.

If I have any criticisms then they’re only a couple. I don’t see the point in Captain Marvel as a character here. She really does seem like an afterthought and just shoehorned in because… why not? She doesn’t feel all that important to the film or the team. When you have characters like Iron Man, Captain America, Thor and the others who have been around for years and have worked off each other for the last decade or so. You feel their kinship the camaraderie between them. With Captain Marvel, she’s just too new to fit for me. Her debut movie only came out a month or so before this and yet she’s supposed to just slide into this epic finale as if she’s always been a part of it? She just turns up when it’s convenient for the plot. She just did not work for me and perhaps should’ve been saved for Marvel’s next phase and to kick-start a new ongoing epic. I’m pretty sure this film could’ve worked just as well without her.

Am I the only person utterly bored of these huge, epic battles? I realised how disinterested I am in these dozens upon dozens of CGI character orgies when I watched Ready Player One. Aside from playing spot the 80s icon… which was fun, I was just so tired of seeing the mass-mess of characters smashing people in the face. It’s tired now, dozens upon dozens of people stand at opposite ends of the battlefield, they stare at each other before letting out a war cry and run toward each other – screaming all the way, until they smash togther in a CGI rumble.

Of course I knew going in that the film would have to climax in a CGI-fest mass brawl. It’s not as if I thought The Avengers would just shake Thanos’ hand and call a truce. But it does not matter how many times filmmakers do these Lord of The Rings CGI battles, I just do not care for them. There are a few smaller and more personal fights that I found far more entertaining and interesting to watch – one featuring Captain America springs to mind. I’d be quite happy to never sit though another epic CGI battle ever again.

I’m also willing to bet that on repeat viewings that they’ll be problems with the time travel. There always are with time travel movies. In fact I can already think of a couple of issues.

Overall, Avengers: Endgame is a satisfying finale to an epic story line that has taken over a decade to be told. It’s a finale that isn’t that final and more so the start of a new beginning. I’m looking forward to what Marvel have planned from this point onward and how the aftermath from Endgame will surely feed into the up coming Spider-Man: Far From Home which should bridge the gap bewteen the end of this Thanos storyline as a new one begins.

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Will Avengers: Endgame Do A Bobby Ewing?

SPOILERS ahead for Avengers: Infinity War.

It’s been a long time coming. What Marvel Studios have crafted with their shared universe is nothing short of genius. Whether you like the films or not, you can’t help but admire the sheer amount of planning, writing and overall work put into it. From separate flicks to interconnected ones and sequels. Films from so many different writers and directors all coming together to form one huge multi-layered universe. In short, it’s really bloody impressive. And everything has been leading up to to this one movie – Avengers: Endgame will see the resolve to the whole Infinity Stones/Thanos story arch that begun a decade ago and after last year’s Avengers: Infinity War which left many people with their jaws on the floor –  shit needs sorting out.

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A lot of characters died in the last film… a lot. Some of them a shock, some of them no so much when you already know Marvel have planned films in advance… I’m looking at you Spider-Man. Still, the ending to Avengers: Infinity War has left a lot of fans theorising over exactly how the whole Thanos killing half the population of the entire universe is going to be resolved and how the many dead characters will return. And it’s one the most popular theories that is leaving me worried about Avengers: Endgame.

See this theory (click here for a full explanation) revolves around how and why Peter Parker is wearing the normal Spider-Man suit in the Spider-Man: Far From Home trailer when the film is set after the events of Avengers: Infinity War and Endgame. Because Tony Stark gave Peter the Iron Spider suit which is far more advanced… so why isn’t Peter wearing the better suit?

Well the theory goes that what is left of the Avengers will somehow reverse time (possibly something to do with the Quantum Realm/Ant-Man and Captain Marvel) to an earlier point and stop Thanos or at least stop him from collecting the Gauntlet/Infinity Stones to begin with. No Thanos means no Infinity Gauntlet, no Infinity Stones, no clicky finger thing = no 50% of the universe are wiped out. Which also means Stark never needs to give Parker the Iron Spider suit… ergo, that’s why he does not have it in the new Spider-Man film. That’s the theory anyway.

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You want to hear my theory? Well Peter Parker goes on an international school trip in Spider-Man: Far From Home, an international trip that involves going on an aeroplane. Which also means going though airports and airport security. Now, which do you think would be the easier of the suits to get through airport security? The normal Spider-Man suit or the Iron Spider one? Another theory could be he does have the Iron Spider suit, but you just don’t see it in the trailer but it will be in the film. 

Of course there is one thing my theory does not explain… how the fuck is Peter Parker alive anyway when he most definitely was turned to dust by Thanos’ clicky finger thing? See this is where the turning back time thing holds some water. Again, Spider-Man: Far From Home takes place AFTER the events of Avengers: Infinity War and Endgame and Spider-Man be dead at the end of Infinity War, but now he’s alive after these events?

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So let’s just say that yes they do turn back time and yes they do stop Thanos from collecting the Infinity Gauntlet/Stones (theory). So now everyone that died in Avengers: Infinity War can come back from the dead for (some of) Avengers: Endgame and subsequent films. I have a major issue with this because its lazy just writing. You can’t just hit the reset button after ten years of building to this entire event. All these flicks, all these characters, all these interweaving stories and plots… and they are just going to Booby Ewing it? Everything has been simmering away for a decade to reach this boiling point while Marvel have been carefully pre-planning each and every movie years in advance… only to say: “You know that whole Thanos murdering half of the population of the universe thing? Well it didn’t happen, in fact a lot of the events you have been emotionally invested in the last ten years didn’t happen… okay so technically they did but now we’re going to delete it so they didn’t.”

No, just no. You can’t do that to people who have invested hours up on hours into your movies – not to mention the cash fans have spent supporting this story line. It would be such a slap in the face if (IF) the time travel/stopping Thanos thing was the plot for Avengers: Endgame. Not just for the fans either as it’ll be cheating the characters in the film if they don’t have to deal with the repercussions of everything that happened in Avengers: Infinity War. Again, this is just a fan theory, maybe there will be no time travel at all? I hope not.

Still, I guess we’ll find out in a little over a month’s time when the film is released…

Bobby Ewing

 

 

 

 

 

Why Disney Sacking James Gunn Is Bullshit

So over the weekend, Disney decided to fire writer/director James Gunn from his duties on the up and coming Guardians of the Galaxy 3. This is after Gunn had already penned and helmed the first two films for Marvel who are owned by Disney which went on to become huge box office hits and an important piece of the growing Marvel Cinematic Universe. Gunn was fired in relation to a handful of Tweets he made with jokes about rape and paedophilia, now on the surface and given Disney’s strict “family friendly” persona that yes, sacking someone who would make such Tweets is understandable. On the surface. Walt Disney Studios’ Chairman had this to say on the matter…

“The offensive attitudes and statements discovered on James’ Twitter feed are indefensible and inconsistent with our studio’s values and we have severed our business relationship with him.”

Fuck off Disney as if you’ve never been offensive in  the past. Which brings me nicely to my main gripe. I have a few problems with the whole thing and Disney’s blatant hypocrisy over the whole affair. Yes Gunn made some questionable Tweets…some of which are a decade old. Are Disney really going to bring up the past of someone as a negative about who/what they are today? If so, then I feel there should be a balance and on the subject of being fair – lets look at Disney’s past…

What about their animated propaganda film, Education For Death? For those not in the know, this was an animated short showing the evolution of a Nazi soldier form birth to adulthood. Given the fact that it was strongly believed that Walt Disney was a Nazi supporter/sympathiser. Would it be acceptable to bring this past up too then Disney? You know, just to be fair. Just imagine what it would be like if Disney also had one of their most famous characters like Donald Duck dressed as a Nazi giving a photo of Hitler the Nazi salute or reading Mein Kampf…

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Oh yeah, that happened too in the cartoon Der Fuehrer’s Face. Funny though, Disney don’t seem to bring this slice of their past up all that often, as if it was something they no longer associate themselves with as they were different back then to who they are now. A bit like James Gunn and his Tweets. You can’t walk around Disney World and line up for a Nazi Donald Duck ride for example, nor will you find any Nazi Donald Duck merchandise.

Or what about the fact that Walt Disney himself refused to hire women to work as animators at the studio? Its true, Disney felt that “women do not do any of the creative work” and declared “that work is performed entirely by young men”. So if you were a talented animator and female back then…well fuck you. No penis, no job.

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Yeah it all a bit unfair to bring up the past as a punishment for someone today isn’t it? Yet still – there’s more. Song of the South a Disney film surrounded by infamy and a film that still has never seen a home release in the U.S. But why? Mainly due to its massive racist under and overtones. Now to be fair, Disney have never fully banned the film, they have released clips and even songs from the film, most famously the Oscar winning Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah for example. Plus there is the Splash Mountain ride at Disney theme parks that is inspired by the movie…none of the racist stuff made it into the ride though for some reason. Still, even after all these years, the film has never been given a home release in the U.S. despite several times over the years where Disney have said they fully intend to do just that, the most recent of which was back in 2010 by Disney creative director Dave Bossert who said that Disney intend to give the film a U.S. release but still that has not happened. Does it really take over eight years to get a film released for the home market?

There is a lot more to Disney’s rather checkered and questionable past and some of it can be a bit more recent than the 1930s and 40s when times were different. I mean I could bring up their refusal to put up warning signs about the population of alligators at Disney World in Florida as they believe these warnings would break the illusion and magic they strive for at the theme park. Well lets be fair, they now have these warnings in place, but only after the death of a two year old boy in 2016. Its just a shame it took the death of a child before Disney did anything about it though eh?

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Or what about the working conditions at Disneyland Paris where so far two employees have committed suicide over their treatment. With one of them leaving the suicide note of “Je ne veux pas retourner chez Mickey” (I don’t want to work for Mickey any more). Expecting staff do work longer hours for minimum wage and numerous staff cuts despite the increasing visitor numbers?

Maybe I’m getting a little off track here, but my point is that Disney sacking James Gunn over Tweets made a decade ago is more then a little hypocritical given their own past and some of their questionable standards. Much like Disney, Gunn is not the same person he was a decade ago they have both changed. Surely if people can and have forgiven Disney for some of their questionable history, then Disney can do the same with James Gunn? He clearly feels remorse over his past humor.

“My words of nearly a decade ago were, at the time, totally failed and unfortunate efforts to be provocative.

I have regretted them for many years since – not just because they were stupid, not at all funny, wildly insensitive, and certainly not provocative like I had hoped, but also because they don’t reflect the person I am today or have been for some time.

Even these many years later, I take full responsibility for the way I conducted myself then. All I can do now, beyond my sincere and heartfelt regret, is to be the best human being I can be: accepting, understanding, committed to equality, and far more thoughtful about my public statements and my obligations to our public discourse. To everyone inside my industry and beyond, I again offer my deepest apologies. Love to all.”

If it really is Disney’s policy of sacking people who work for them over questionable jokes that person has made, then they’d have to fire pretty much any and everyone associated to the Disney company as everyone has made an off colour joke/comment in their lives.

Hey Disney, that fella that plays Tony Stark/Ironman in your movies – you may want to look into his past as you may find he has said and done some questionable things too, drugs, firearm offenses and the like…

But wait, I have another slice of hypocrisy for you. Disney have recently bought 21st Century Fox for $71.3 billion. That’s a big chunk of cash alright and Disney now own all the IPs and licences that 21st Century Fox owned, that includes the film rights of a certain other Marvel superhero…

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Yup, Disney now own the Deadpool movies and if you’ve seen either of the two movies, then you know that they are hardly “family friendly” and really do not fit into the Disney mantra. But even more specifically, Deadpool 2‘s main villain is Firefist who was brought up in an orphanage and its made pretty clear that he was sexually abused there too…and there are several jokes about paedophilia within the film. The very same reason Disney have sacked James Gunn to begin with. The only difference is that Gunn’s comments are years old, Deadpool 2 is just over two months old. I’m still willing to bet that Deadpool 2 will see a home release and fully uncut with those paedophilia jokes in tact even though its now owned by Disney who clearly have a problem with such humor. The irony eh?

Moving on from Disney’s obvious hypocrisy, James Gunn was known as a comedy writer, he was known for his near the knuckle comments and jokes long before he was hired by Disney. So they must have already known what he was like beforehand right, they must have done their homework on the person they chose to head-up and be part of one of their biggest franchises? I mean, that would have been like Disney asking Richard Pyror to appear in a Disney film in the 70s/80s but not knowing he had a penchant for saying “nigga” beforehand. But now his past comments have been brought up…now they decide to sack him? Utter bullshit.

I don’t know James Gunn, never met the guy and for all I know he could be a complete prick. So my offering any kind of opinion on the man would be pretty pointless. But what about people who do know him, worked with him? His cast members from the Guardians of the Galaxy films as an example have spoken out on how much of a great guy he is and how wrong Disney are for sacking him. Actors like Dave Bautista

“I will have more to say but for right now all I will say is this.. is one of the most loving,caring,good natured people I have ever met. He’s gentle and kind and cares deeply for people and animals. He’s made mistakes. We all have. Im NOT ok with what’s happening to him”

Or Selma Blair

“@JamesGunn I thank you for your talent, your decency and your evolution as a man. You propped me up when I was in a scary place, and guided me towards the decent and right thing to do. You have shown strength of character more than most anyone I know. You understood.”

Because if people are punished despite changing, then what does that teach people about owning mistakes and evolving? This man is one of the good ones.”

There’s a long list of celebs echoing similar views and opinions, they all know Disney are in the wrong here.

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A petition has been started to get James Gunn reinstated and back working on  the Guardians of the Galaxy sequel, and rightly so too. Disney should be offering Gunn an apology right about now while crawling back to him on their knees asking him to return. He has done nothing wrong. Do me a favor, sign the petition. Its currently smashing its target and even if Disney do not reverse their pathetic decision, at least it shows support for a man who has been wronged.